54. A friend of Jack’s dies suddenly. A week later, he comes back to tell his friend how great Heaven is. “Jack,” he says, “you won’t believe it, but there is golf in Heaven.”. “That is amazing!”. Jack replies. “Don’t be so thrilled,” his friend tells him. “You have a tee-off time scheduled for Saturday.”.
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